victoryjobs:

• and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses
• like seriously
• the show came on every other fucking day 
• there are only three pieces of the silver monkey statue
• THE PIECES ARE THE SAME EVERY TIME
• AND YET
• every time some little shit gets to the end it’s OHHH WHICH WAY DOES IT GO
• like Kelly here
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• Kelly, let me ask you a question
• what the fuck were you doing in the time between finding out you were going to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple and actually being on Legends of the Hidden Temple
• did you prepare
• did you even try
• do Moon Shoes mean nothing to you
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• because every other child in America had that fucking combination of statue pieces internalized by age three in hopes of one day receiving the once-in-a-lifetime chance to put on one of those glorious t-shirts and maybe win some Sock’em Boppers or a sweet-ass pair of Skechers 
• and I am just wondering why the fuck you haven’t done your part
• do you think you are too good for this
• do you hate America, Kelly
• do you